Why did the avocado drank a whole bottle of tequila? Because it’s hardcore. *Inserts laugh track here*
So I was nominated by Ana Regina (my avocabro) to do the Avocado tag and love this tag because it was base on a food and honey if name anything base on a food, I’ll love you forever. Like Food Network!
Thank you so much Ana and please go to here blog because she guac my world…..I’m never gonna stop.
Let’s start this Avocado daddy tag!
1. Thank the person who tagged you giving a link to their blog.
2. Mention the creator of this tag giving a link to their blog!
3. Publish this post using the tag on WordPress #AvocadoTag.
4. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.
5. Tag at a minimum 10 people to do this tag and let them know you tagged them.
6. Add the Avocado tag logo in you post.
What things do you like doing the most during summer?
– Staying at home because over here when summer comes around, it literally can burn your face off. And that would be guacward.
What’s your favorite summer drink?
– I like making milkshakes at home because I feel like a bartender.
Do you like avocados?
– OFC!!! My email is named after it and not to mention, it has a noice hass
Do you like spicy food? If yes, what’s your fave spicy food? If not, why not lol?
– I like spicy food but spicy foods don’t like me because my tongue can’t take the heat. But I like spicy flavoured chips ( WOW) but I have to do a lot of avocardio
What’s the last thing you’ve eaten?
– Instant ramen….Laksa flavoured….It’s sorta spicy…GUAC OFF!
Last song you’ve listened to?
The last song I heard was Come hang out by AJR. It’s really good! I’ve been listening a lot of AJR songs lately and omfg goooo hear their songs! It’s like everything I avo wanted.
Tell us a funny anecdote you’ve had
A funny anecdote aye? Well there is one time where my family and I were cleaning up the living room and the center of the of it was empty. So out of no where, I ran to the middle, did a downward dog and yelled “YOGAAAAAA”. That’s my avocadote
Would you rather be a zebra with rainbow stripes or a zebra whose stripes glow in the dark?
RAINBOW FUCCKING STRIPES BABY!
Can you draw a shark with your opposite hand (the hand you don’t use to write nor draw)? Show a picture!
I named it Bucky, Bucky is a vegetarian. Bucky likes his frenss.
What are 3 things that make you laugh?
- When someone makes me laugh.
- When someone does something crazy or silly
- When laugh as hard as they could
and if any of you guys wanna participate this tag, you shall…….after I tell you some avocado puns starting…..now
What did the avocado say to the bread: Let’s smash
Why did the avocado love herself?: because she knows she’s a good kind of fat
What does the avocado like to do?: Avocuddle
What kind of law only an avocado will follow?: The Avogadro law
I think I’m gonna stop. I can’t of anymore lame avocado related puns and jokes
As always, stay safe and brush your teeth.